I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My balls are so social today.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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