He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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