id be glad to
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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