A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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