sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You are a genius and a whore.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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