So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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