ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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