so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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