Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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