What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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