problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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