So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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