I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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