You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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