my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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