dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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