Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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