Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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