so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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