Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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