So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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