is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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