he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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