"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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