try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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