The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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