Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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