I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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