a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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