K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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