if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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