How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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