69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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