All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
