Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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