Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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