i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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