R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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