i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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