how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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