id be glad to
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
