Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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