i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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