....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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