i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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