Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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