Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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