Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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