But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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