I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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