this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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