he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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