You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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