i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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